now that we’re over dover rover
you’ve got to turn wrong way falsely
go straight to whyteleafe find this gastop

so we’d like to know
how we get from here
and when we reach the goal

ignition key’s got broken we’re lost
we need some help now english rescue
this man will take us down to croydon

so we’d like to now how we pay for
and when we’ll meet again

this hot city gets us down
impressed by your wide town for today
this hot city gets us down
‘though we’d like to stay ‘round with dave

at this old hotel parking is dangerous
alice is gone out nervous breakdowns
music is over take us home now

this hot city gets us down
’though we’d like to stay round with dave
this hot city gets us down
‘though we’d like to stay ‘round for today

this is the end now so far goodbye